{"id":528,"date":"2011-06-20T09:52:02","date_gmt":"2011-06-20T13:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.archibaldjude.com\/spew\/2011\/06\/20\/observations-on-shopping-in-a-crowded-down-town-shopping-mall-on-any-summer-sunday\/"},"modified":"2011-06-20T09:52:02","modified_gmt":"2011-06-20T13:52:02","slug":"observations-on-shopping-in-a-crowded-down-town-shopping-mall-on-any-summer-sunday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.archibaldjude.com\/spew\/2011\/06\/20\/observations-on-shopping-in-a-crowded-down-town-shopping-mall-on-any-summer-sunday\/","title":{"rendered":"Observations on shopping in a crowded down town shopping mall on any summer sunday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The kiosks that litter the aisles make basic walking already tricky. Now each one has a fisherman on the hard-sell, sometimes two. And it&#8217;s as if they&#8217;re contractually bound to make you say NO twice. One had an iPad app to show me as their terminal as their pitch followed for a good 12 paces. I can see that inevitable day perhaps 30 years from now, hopefully more, when the mall scene from Minority Report. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been YEARS since I&#8217;ve walked an Old Navy slowly with an agenda. It seems they&#8217;ve exhausted any creative effort and have gone sour. Giant corporate logos on no less than 70% of their men&#8217;s tops. <\/p>\n<p>All clerks, all stores are more aggressive.  Wait, persistent. Like before, they&#8217;re driving up that strange road of asking twice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The kiosks that litter the aisles make basic walking already tricky. Now each one has a fisherman on the hard-sell, sometimes two. And it&#8217;s as if they&#8217;re contractually bound to make you say NO twice. One had an iPad app to show me as their terminal as their pitch followed for a good 12 paces. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.archibaldjude.com\/spew\/2011\/06\/20\/observations-on-shopping-in-a-crowded-down-town-shopping-mall-on-any-summer-sunday\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Observations on shopping in a crowded down town shopping mall on any summer sunday<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[163,175],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.archibaldjude.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.archibaldjude.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.archibaldjude.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.archibaldjude.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.archibaldjude.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.archibaldjude.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.archibaldjude.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.archibaldjude.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.archibaldjude.com\/spew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}