{"id":14,"date":"2003-07-22T23:54:12","date_gmt":"2003-07-23T03:54:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.archibaldjude.com\/spew\/?p=14"},"modified":"2003-07-22T23:54:12","modified_gmt":"2003-07-23T03:54:12","slug":"ungodly-sleeping-habits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.archibaldjude.com\/spew\/2003\/07\/22\/ungodly-sleeping-habits\/","title":{"rendered":"ungodly sleeping habits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh sure we had read the grizzly books &amp; heard the horror stories regarding how mythical parental control over the lil doods sleep-wake cycles. We had thrust upon us all sorts of texts describing ways to get your child on a sleep schedule, or ones specific to baby diets, and even one on how avoid what we were horrified to learn as the barbaric yet commonly practiced &#8220;cry to sleep&#8221; method [dont even get me started].<\/p>\n<div id=\"a000007more\">\n<div id=\"more\">\n<p>Oh sure we had read the grizzly books &amp; heard the horror stories regarding how mythical parental control over the lil doods sleep-wake cycles. We had thrust upon us all sorts of texts describing ways to get your child on a sleep schedule, or ones specific to baby diets, and even one on how avoid what we were horrified to learn as the barbaric yet commonly practiced &#8220;cry to sleep&#8221; method [dont even get me started].<\/p>\n<p>But it is an understatement to say that anna &amp; i lacked a plan for establishing good sleep cycles. in short, our plan consisted of pumping the lil dood so fulla boob &amp; formula that he&#8217;d pass the hell out never so much as stirring until noon the following friday. This method is solid gold, yo.<\/p>\n<p>A bit rocky at first given how we struggled with exactly where his food supply was coming from. As well, the fact that he was sleeping right inbetween us &amp; as such, every wee grumble or stir snapped one or both of us into some reverse feeding frenzy or another.<\/p>\n<p>But right about the time his bed transitioned from between-the-pillows in mom &amp; dads room to in-the-crib in his own room, right about this event his sleep cycles shot up &amp; up &amp; up. What began as every 3 hours at time at 4 weeks old, has now risen to 6-7 hours thru the night at 7 weeks old.<\/p>\n<p>There were a few sleepless 1st nights using the monitor, where i&#8217;d hear nothing &amp; therefore have to go in there &amp; make sure the lil dood wasnt blue. There were other rocky mornings where he;s get up at 5 and be blazing to go for the day. But in general, he goes down around 10-11pm and sleeps all the way thru to early-early morning.<\/p>\n<p>Night after night he snores 4-lanes-wide striaght thru mom &amp; dads 2am shift-change. Anna has been instrumental here. No longer to grunts &amp; groans qualify for heating-up a bottle. We would assume these sounds were proof of oncoming consciosness, thus pick him up &amp; begin feeding. When in fact they are now clearly just sleep-sounds of a vocal monster baby. It now takes a full-on concussive cry in order to be sure he&#8217;s awake, but usually long before that.<\/p>\n<p>COMMENTS<\/p>\n<p><em>Dear Sir,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>My son, let&#8217;s call him&#8230;oh I don&#8217;t know&#8230;Austin, is not a fan of sleeping through the night. My wife and I, let&#8217;s call her Liz for sake of argument, have started to let him cry. Instead of crying himself to sleep, he seems to enjoy crying. I&#8217;ve gone so long as to let him cry for 45 min. When I finally break down and go in to put the binky in his mouth (which is the reason he is crying 99.99% of the time) he ususally just looks at me and smiles. One of those big happy smiles only with tired puffy. eyes. Then he quickly rolls over and goes to sleep. I guess my question is, is this kid messing with me or what?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Yours Truelly<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s say my name is..oh I don&#8217;t know&#8230;.Warren<br \/>\n<\/em>Posted by: Warren at July 29, 2003 04:51 PM<\/p>\n<p>(Originally Posted: 2003_0722)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh sure we had read the grizzly books &amp; heard the horror stories regarding how mythical parental control over the lil doods sleep-wake cycles. 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